March 2012
Guys, skinny shaming is not ok
Making anyone feel bad about their appearance for any reason whatsoever is wrong. Why do I have to say this, it really should be common knowledge.
Does anyone know about a thing called 'Dayglow'?
I may be going next week… Sounds awesome and awful at the same time.
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Anonymous asked: There are NOT enough pictures of you in your underwear!
Blah blah blah, job offer from Cairo, blah blah blah. Weird morning.
I hate march madness
It turns grown men into idiots, it makes houseguests be rude (would you ever insist on watching a basketball game during dinner if you were a guest in someone’s home? No. Rude.) and is currently making my dinner very, very late.
Dear whoever invented job search websites
Stop sucking so fucking hard, please and thanks.
If abortion and birth control become illegal
prolongedeyecontact:
bebinn:
deathbysharpie:
What will happen:
sex
What won’t happen:
safe sex
What will happen:
abortion
What won’t happen:
safe abortions
Can’t put it much more simply than that.
#TRUTH
Dear self:
Take all of those fucks you keep handing out and lock them up. Stop giving all of the fucks. Remember when Paul Cho gave no fucks? Do that.
I would like to have sex sometime in the next year...
Hello tumblr, this has been an episode of Ana has no sex life. We now return to your regularly scheduled cats.
So far today I have seen:
8 turkeys
1 pheasant
1 hawk
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St Patrick’s day will always feel wrong without from-scratch eggs Benedict and scotch in the mornings. Green Mohawks and skipping classes. Drunk from 10am until 3 am. Wild good weather alfred adventures with Stormy and Emily and Melanie and Luci.
Punx against fun: croatoan: Top 10 Attacks on... →
croatoan:
Top 10 Attacks on Women’s Rights This Year
fearandwar:
The Right Wing decided it wanted to play Monday Morning Quarterback with my lady parts this year. It seems like an odd choice for a recreational activity, especially since there’s no legislative or medical reason…
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No motivation to do anything
Giant bummer.
MY BRAIN IS WORKING TOO HARD RIGHT MEOW!!, IT’S GOING TO EXPLODE! wAAAaHHhHH!
“The sex drive of men is something we are all comfortable with in this country....”
– Funny (read: fucking infuriating) thing about this: where female pleasure is generally a no-no, female pain is often viewed as less extreme. This skewed perception of female sexuality results in “Blue Valentine” being rated NC-17 because a woman is shown enjoying receiving oral sex, while “The Last...
We're going to explode again, aren't we
Damnit.